Power Rankings for things with the word “power” in them.

1. Powerbars

2. Poweraid

3. Power-ups (video games)

4. Power steering

5. Solar power

6.Powers Boothe (actor)

7. Superpower (abilitiy)

8. Superpower (country)

9. Power Slam (wrestling move)

10. Power of attorney

11. Tower of Power (band)

12. I’ve got the power (Snap song)

13. Power Wheels (childhood toy)

14. Power play

15. Power forward

16. Power Rangers

17. Max Power (Homer Simpson pseudonym)

18. Power 105.1 FM

19. Power point

20. Turtle Power (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

21. (Insert school mascot name here) Power, clap… clap… clap clap clap

22. To the power of ten

23.  Powerball

24. J.D. Power and Associates

25. Power walking

26. Separation of powers (democracy)

27. Power naps

28. Power County (Idaho)

29. Power tripping

30. Power of position (thing they talk about on poker shows)

31. Sega Power (magazine)

32. Power  rankings

Notably absent: Coal power, Austin Powers, Power to the people and White power.

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About Andrew Sleighter

I'm a comedian from Seattle, recently transplanted to Los Angeles. I like watching sports.
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