Monthly Archives: July 2010

Ejected Lebron James Miami Heat jersey-wearer releases statement

A man wearing a Lebron James Miami Heat jersey to a Cleveland Indians game was tossed out during the sixth inning on Wednesday. After he started heckling fans, they responded forcefully. It got to the point where security decided it … Continue reading

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Know Your NFL Rookie Hazing Rituals

In an act of defiance he now just says was ignorance, Dallas rookie reciever Dez Bryant refused to carry Roy Williams pads at practice. Initially he said he wasn’t there to carry pads, but to win a championship (pretty sure … Continue reading

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Another NoNo: Explanations for the pitching dominance this year

Matt Garza threw the fifth no-hitter of the season Monday night. Two of those no-hitters have been perfect games (three if it weren’t for a blown call). This certainly will be remembered as the year of the pitcher. The question … Continue reading

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Ex-NBA Greats Reaction to Lebron’s “Decision”

Earlier last week, Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson reacted to Lebron James joining the Miami Heat by stating which players they wouldn’t have teamed up with. For those of you who are confused, here is the definitive list of who … Continue reading

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Sweet Lou’s Greatest Tirades

In honor of the legendary Lou Piniella announcing his impending retirement from baseball earlier this week, Locker Room Cancer has come up with a list of Sweet Lou’s greatest on-the-field meltdowns. 5. September 18, 2002: In a 3-2 win against … Continue reading

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Fantasy Fantasy League

“Welcome to our first ever office Fantasy Fantasy League. Thanks everyone for signing up, but it still sounds like there’s some confusion out there. Once again, this is a league where you get to pick and make a team of … Continue reading

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Swimsuit Issue

Here it is everybody, the day you’ve all been waiting for. Locker Room Cancer is doing it’s very own Swimsuit Issue. An entire article dedicated to the storied past, the exciting future and the so-so present of the swimsuit. History: … Continue reading

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