The 2010-2011 Miami Monstars

From left to right: Lebron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade

The Miami Heat is changing it’s name to the Miami Monstars next year. Embracing the “super team” idea, team president and eventual coach Pat Riley is planning on wearing a white lab coat and thick glasses on the sidelines to give himself a mad scientist sort of look. The “big three” will also talk like monsters after games during press conferences. So expect to hear a lot of quotes like, “Me fitting in good new offense” and “Rawwrrrr me take one game at a time.”


About Andrew Sleighter

I'm a comedian from Seattle, recently transplanted to Los Angeles. I like watching sports.
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