Rejected ballpark giveaway ideas

“MLB Players Association executive director Michael Weiner bobblehead night.”

MLB Players Association Executive Director Michael Weiner

“Vampire-bat night” (live bats for the first 8,000 kids under 13).

“Lead paint chip night.”

“Credit card debt consolidation night.” (First 10,000 fans with at least $10,000 worth of credit card debt eligible for post-game seminar).

“Who’s the father night.” (Free paternity tests for first 10,000 fans).

“Reasonable prices night.”

“Peanut allergy friendly night.”

“Energizer D-cell battery and inflammatory literature about opposing team night.”

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About Andrew Sleighter

I'm a comedian from Seattle, recently transplanted to Los Angeles. I like watching sports.
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