Legendary quarterback Brett Favre told teammates today that he will retire. If this holds up, Favre can now add the NFL record for retirements to his already impressive record collection (meaning other statistical records, it is unknown whether or not Favre has an impressive music-record collection).
Favre will certainly be most remembered for his months spent with the New York Jets. As well as his Real. Comfortable. Jeans.
In other news that happens every year…
-A team is switching to the 3-4 defense in order to better suit its personnel.
-A running back is holding out of camp for more money.
-The Washington Redskins are supposed to be good.
-Nuclear talks with North Korea have broken down.
-Malcolm-Jamal Warner’s birthday is coming up.