New Celtic Shaquille O’Neal said in a press conference Tuesday that he’s willing to play any role for the team, except for the following roles…
doesn’t get a lot of attention but makes things happen behind the scenes guy
plucky defender guy
the guy who says, “come on everybody, listen up” when the coach is trying to make a point and everyone is screwing around
a guy who high-fives Brian Scalabrine
leaves the last slice of pizza for somebody else guy
knows all the plays guy
Other than those, Shaq’s willing to fill any role for the Celtics. Oh, he also doesn’t play role-playing games or roll on Shabbas.