Incriminating Craig’s List ad from Cam Newton’s father

Heisman-caliber college quarterback for SALE!!!

Do you need a dynamic quarterback??? YOUNG student-athlete available for any Division-1 football program. PREFERABLY in the SEC, but VERY open to other conferences. Very fast, very strong quarterback with BIG arm. Definitely good for launching your team into BCS title contention. Will need “help” with academics… haha. Looking for between $100,000 to $180,000… but will ABSOLUTELY go to highest bidder. Contact cecilnewtoncashingin@gmail.com with SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY PLEASE!!!

• Location: ATLANTA, GEORGIA

• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

• PostingID 2048930593

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About Andrew Sleighter

I'm a comedian from Seattle, recently transplanted to Los Angeles. I like watching sports.
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