Seahawks WR Williams instantly gains 45 lbs. after signing 3-year deal.

Moments after signing a three-year extension to remain with the Seattle Seahawks, wide receiver Mike Williams instantly ballooned to 260 pounds.

Stunned Seahawks GM John Schneider said they were hoping they could keep Williams motivated, even without the incentive of playing for a contract. But this comes as a huge, and instantaneous, disappointment.

Williams, who’s struggle with his weight ultimately found him out of the league for two years, had slimmed down and been playing hard for the Seahawks this season.

Doctors still can’t explain how Williams regained the weight so quickly, but witnesses say it looked a lot like Tim Allen gaining the weight in “The Santa Clause” or Eddie Murphy in “The Nutty Professor.”

About Andrew Sleighter

I'm a comedian from Seattle, recently transplanted to Los Angeles. I like watching sports.
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