Superbowl Prop Bets

One of the things that makes the Superbowl so much fun are prop bets. These are wagers you can make on the game that have nothing to do with the outcome.

Often popular Superbowl prop bets include… result of the coin flip, over/under on the length of the National Anthem, will the first offensive touchdown of the game be a run or pass, etc.

For your enjoyment, here are the Locker Room Cancer Superbowl prop bets.

(Odds given in parentheses. When you see, for example a bet that says (+130) it means you will win $130 for a $100 bet. When you see (-130) it means you must bet $130 to win $100)

Which song will the stadium play during the first instant replay review?

-Tell me something good, Chaka Kahn (-125)

-Jeopardy theme (-110)

-Changes, Tupac (+200)

-Field (even)

Will Joe Buck make this sort of pun, “Well, it’s cold outside, but the action in here is heating up.”

-Yes (-135)

-No (+125)

Will the fans in the Superbowl Party Plaza realize they’ve been ripped off, rise up, form a mob and storm there way into the stands?

-Yes (+300)

-No (-255)

How many more times, while in Egypt, will Anderson Cooper get punched in the face?

-Over 15.5 (-145)

-Under 15.5 (+125)

If the Steelers win, how many hours until Ben Roethlisberger gets arrested?

– Over 46.5 (-130)

-Under 46.5 (+110)

If the Steelers lose, how many hours until Ben Roethlisberger gets arrested?

– Over 12.5 (+115)

-Under 12.5 (-125)

Will it be announced at halftime that next year’s Superbowl will be known as the “Geico Last Game of the Season”?

-Yes (+450)

-No (-385)

If Ben Roethlisberger wins the MVP, which person with a cleaner image will stand in for him and give the “I’m going to Disney World” line?

-Hines Ward (-125)

-Rashard Mendenhall (-110)

-Terry Bradshaw (+160)

-Aaron Rodgers (+2000)

-Field (even)

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About Andrew Sleighter

I'm a comedian from Seattle, recently transplanted to Los Angeles. I like watching sports.
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