Monthly Archives: March 2011

Locker Room Cancer on hiatus: Check this out instead

Hey everybody, Thanks for checking this blog and reading… or checking this blog and getting angry it wasn’t an accurate search result from Google… it’s all good. As you may have noticed, this blog has been and will be on … Continue reading

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Marques Johnson is cooler than you

This can be a little tough to take for those of us who were never able to dunk on any of our birthdays, but once you’re over the bitterness it’s pretty cool. Also, please put Marques Johnson in the dunk … Continue reading

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Roger Goodel’s letter to fans (rough draft)

Dear NFL Fan, I know you probably aren’t going to understand this When I wrote to you last on behalf of the NFL, we lied to promised you that we would work tirelessly to find a collectively bargained solution to … Continue reading

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ESPN’s Jonathan Coachman happy to be an anchor

ESPN’s Jonathan Coachman, or “The Coach.” is an anchor for Sportscenter on ESPN and ESPNews. You may wonder why you never see Coach out interviewing athletes in the field. The Coach actually refuses to leave the friendly confines of the … Continue reading

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How to break a window at the Travelodge

Here’s the promised footage of me going through the window at the Scottsdale Travelodge. Skip to the 1:30 mark to go straight to the window carnage.     Also, today is Tuesday so that means another episode of Locker Room … Continue reading

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Spring Training: Wrap-up

What a long, strange trip it was. This is a photo taken by driver/comedian Brian Moote on our way through the desert back to LA yesterday. Part of me wishes he had spent a little less time framing up the … Continue reading

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Spring Training: Day 2

One thing about Arizona, when you wake up everything hurts. I think the mascot for Arizona should just be a hungover sunburn. When you ask a question of the tourism office for Arizona the reply should be, “Hey man, do … Continue reading

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