You all should be very proud for being one of the top four teams in college basketball.*
As a bonus, our sponsors have put together a little gift package to help you remember your time here in NY competing in the NIT. Here’s what you’ll find in your swag bag.
-Two gallons of Exon gasoline (regular)
-Two-for-one coupons for a Subway 6-inch sandwich. (Not good on premium sandwiches).
-A bootlegged copy of “Wife Swap” season 3.
-A 2011 NIT Final Four magnet leftover from last year.
-A slice of pepperoni from Joe’s #2 Pizza on 42nd St. (Must present coupon during purchase).
-One Wyoming State Quarter. (Spending quarter is a violation of NCAA regulations. Quarter is only meant to be admired for its beauty in depicting the great state of Wyoming).
*You know, other than those 68 other teams that made the real tournament.”