Sure you can’t hit people like in football, but injuries shouldn’t be too hard to come by if you’re willing to run around long enough.
$30 for a sprained ankle.
$20 for pulled hamstrings.
$40 for every player who has to sit out due to smokers cough.
$150 if a guy punches a wall out of frustration and injures his hand.
$10 for debilitating side aches.
$20 for aggravating old “college football back injury” i.e., “I have a shitty office chair at work.”
$15 for every guy who subs out because he’s got to take a call from his wife.
$75 for a lost contact.
$8 for the guy who quits because he’s not getting calls.
$200 for any injury where everybody sits around and talks about taking the guy to the ER, but ultimately decides against it in favor of a bag of ice and going to the doctor’s office when they open on Monday.