Monthly Archives: August 2012

100th Post! Get To Know An NFL Replacement Ref: Bruce Hermansen

If you would have told me two years ago that I’d be sitting here on Labor Day weekend about to write my 100th post for this blog, I’d sit there for a second, do the math, and be underwhelmed. However, … Continue reading

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Madden 13 New Features

Who says the Madden game is the same every year? Madden NFL 13 came out yesterday and it’s packed with game play enhancements and new features. Check it out… Replacement Ref Mode: Turn on this new feature and experience the … Continue reading

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The Dez Bryant Rules

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has imposed new strict guidelines on troubled wide-receiver Dez Bryant regarding his conduct off the field. The rules, which include a ban on alcohol and strip clubs, stem from Bryant’s latest incident of allegedly assaulting his … Continue reading

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LLWS Pitcher Reveals He Threw No-Hitter While High On LSD

It was a long, strange trip for Connecticut pitcher Will Lucas in Williamsport at the Little League World Series. Apparently he threw his historic no-hitter while high on LSD. “I didn’t even know I was supposed to pitch that day. I … Continue reading

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The “LeBron X” Disclaimer

“Congratulations on your purchase of the LeBron X! The world’s most sophisticated basketball shoe, complete with leap-monitoring technology. The first shoe ever to record how high you jump! Although the LeBron X represents the finest basketball shoe industry has to … Continue reading

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Readmittance Test For Ejected NFL Fans

If you’ve ever attended an NFL game live, your opinion of humanity has a ceiling. Not to say all NFL fans are rowdy, violent drunks, but all the rowdy violent drunks in your town are probably in the stadium on … Continue reading

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