Welcome to KobeMD.com!
This is the Web site where you can type in your symptoms and Kobe Bryant will tell you what’s wrong with you.
Kobe Bryant is a professional basketball player and has opinions on all of your medical conditions.
Take a look at some of our previous satisfied customers. Don’t worry, we won’t violate your privacy like we did these poor people.
Casey Virginia: Symptoms: Can’t concentrate at work, extreme headaches, sensitivity to light, on the rare occasion faints, dizziness
KobeMD: Diagnosis: Weakness. Treatment: Get back to work and quit fainting.
Eric Camble: Symptoms: disfiguring skin sores, lumps, muscle weakness, loss of feeling in arms and legs
KobeMD: Diagnosis: Leprosy. Treatment: Do some pushups. Wrap a towel around your head during timeouts. Keep shooting.
annonymous: Symptoms: shoulder soreness, limited range of motion with arm, sore back.
KobeMD: Diagnosis: Dwight. Don’t think I don’t know that’s you. We’ve been over this a thousand times. There’s nothing wrong with you. I better see you at practice and you better not be wearing no brace or ice pack or some other bitch-ass shit.
Get your illness or ailment diagnosed by Dr. Kobe Bryant* at KobeMD.com today!
*Not a doctor